College Pranks

One thing I enjoy reading is Roomate Confessionson the College Humor website.
Here's just some that I find funny that I can actually post lol.


Freshman year I lived with two buddies from back home and a random guy picked from housing in a quad. While the three of us who already knew each other got along well, the fourth guy turned out to be a raging alcoholic who often went on coke binges exacerbated by his ever-present roid rage. This guy was probably the biggest a$$ I've ever encountered, yet he always thought he was the coolest guy at the party (with two popped collars of course). One day, he got coked up and drunk off his a$$, but because it was usual for him, he could still function (walk/talk well enough), but he didn't really know what was going on. We threw him in my SUV and drove him down to the Huntington train station. From there, we bought him a one-way ticket to Raleigh, NC, pointed him in the right direction and waved goodbye as he took the 400 mile journey. When he sobered up and realized he was in NC, he called us and we fed him some bs about how he told us he was going for a beer run and never came back. He still doesn't really know how he ended up in Raleigh that night.Derek, Marshall University


My freshman year I was living off campus with a long time friend who was not in school. He recently adopted this dog from the animal shelter, even though he was not home very often during the day. Being a good roommate, I would let the dog out when I got home from class but the dog, for some bizarre reason would run straight to my room and piss on my bed. I spent weeks trying to wrangle the dog to the door, but it would get away some times and right to my bed it would run. One day, anger got the best of me. After cleaning my sheets, I chugged a gallon of water, waited 15 minutes, and unleashed a fury of urine on my roommates bed. A puddle the size of a large pizza seeped through his comforter, all the way to the box springs. Needless to say, the dog got the beating of his life, and I moved out a few weeks later.Josh, UNCW


My roommate used to go home every other weekend but his parents are so overprotective that they had to come pick him up and take him home (he lives 20 minutes away) and leave his car on campus. One time he left me his keys, so we took some glamour shots of his 2006 Toyota Camry and put them up on Craigslist, asking much lower than the car is actually worth and put his phone number. He recieved over 50 calls that weekend and only we could take the ad down. Obviously we didnt no matter how hard he begged.Matt, Chapman University


My roommate would stumble back into our room eyes red and would then proceed to to play Xbox live until 4 in the morning. I could deal with that, but the worse part of his habit was that he would eat all of the food in the room. I'd wake up in the morning and there would be trash all around his bed, empty dough nut boxes, 4 or 5 empty bottles of soda and chip crumbs all over the carpet and his chest hair. I was at the local grocery store one day with a friend and he pointed out to me that all the food that I was buying would probably be gone by the next time I woke up. Now the one food that my roommate loved to munch out to more than anything else was beef jerky. So I bought an ordinary bag of jerky and a bag of dog treats that resembled jerky. I pulled a switcheroo, ate all the real jerky and put the dog food back in the jerky bag. I placed the bag right on top of my desk when I got back to my room. Like clockwork he came back that night all giggly and sat down for his nightly Xbox session. I left and came back in half an hour, and sitting next to him on the couch was an empty bag of what I knew to be dog food. I don't even think he noticed.Will, Washington College


My roomate got so drunk one weekend, he ordered $60 bucks worth of boneless wings for us and our buddies. Well, the next weekend, we wanted to buy wings again, but we didn't want to have to pay for them. My roomate wasn't drinking that much though, so we convinced him to do some shots with us. He couldn't understand how we kept on doing shot after shot with no problem, while he was struggling and getting wasted. What he didn't know was that we were doing shots of beer, while he was doing shots of whiskey. He got so drunk as soon as we mentioned wings, he offered to buy again. Well, while he was on the phone i was watching him read every single number on his credit card wrong, because he was seeing triple. I had to take his credit card and his phone away from him, and order them myself. On top of that, when the wings finally came we took them all into another dorm room, and ate them all without giving him any. The next day when he rememered ordering the wings, but not eating them we convinced him he had ate more than anybody, but must have been too drunk to remember.Mike, Uconn


While my roommate was grabbing lunch in the dining hall, I put squirrel roadkill in his trapper keeper. I was in his next class. When we sat down I said I had to use the bathroom and secretly waited in the back of the lecture hall for him to open his notebook. Man I wish I had a video camera, he jumped out of his seat when opened his notebook and the girl sitting next to him shrieked and then puked on her desk. When he saw me pointing and laughing he grabbed his stuff chased me all the way back to our room.Matt, The University of Chicago


My roommate used to cheat on his girlfriend all first semester and steal from my bag of "broccoli". He ended up stealing my iPod so I stole his car keys which he had no replacement to. I told my suitemate so later that day we ended up tossing his car, room, house, and mailbox key into the ocean. Grand total replacement-850 dollars.Alex Fornaro, UMass Dartmouth