craigslist post to adopt a kitten

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests

* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting.

He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast. Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands.

Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

New Camera

So I finally got my hands on a Canon Rebel XSI.

I've gotten to play with the XT before, but it's probably been 2 years ago...

I been out and about taking pictures of everything as most people would.

I decided i'll post some pictures of my betta fish Tsunami. I have in total 4 tanks in this house

and he's in the 2nd smallest one. typical 10 gallon, but that's probably perfect size tank for a betta. I don't get why people like little tanks they have no room and they don't really like them either...

I got a 40gallon tank with green spotted puffer's in it which that tank is still being worked on with the correct marine salt salinity in it. I got the salinity right just working on few other thing's with it right now i'll post pictures soon of the tank and the fish... I might be getting another GSP tomorrow since the smallest one didn't make it and my big one is being a bully to the other one. Heard it's better having 3 then 2 since it can't have it's sights on just the other one in the tank.

Anyways here's Tsunami's pictures:

He's got a ton of personality more then my GSP's apparently the GSP's will get a personality, but he's still my favorite always greets me at the tank and does stuff for his food. He leads a lavished life I do say. He also stays around with the new camera getting his picture taken. My 7.2mp Casio Exilm he would be mad theres few moves they do flaring around that you can tell they aren't happy he was that way when I tried to take his picture with that camera now he stays in front wanting his photo taken.