craigslist post to adopt a kitten

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests

* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting.

He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast. Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands.

Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

interesting but funny

reading reviews of HDMI cables and came across this review.
it is by far one of the funniest ones i've read in along time.

392 of 399 people found the following review helpful:
Works for me and I'm a moron. , August 24, 2007
By
Moviefan
This cable has received a lot of attention on Amazon, so I thought I'd throw in my two cents. I'll write the most simple review I can: Me buy this cable. Me plug this cable between Sony PS3 and Philips 42" LCD TV. Sony PS3 say "HDMI Detected". TV say picture from source is "HDMI 1080p". Me point to Monster cables and laugh. I will now go back to banging coconuts together. Thank you.

New Camera

So I finally got my hands on a Canon Rebel XSI.

I've gotten to play with the XT before, but it's probably been 2 years ago...

I been out and about taking pictures of everything as most people would.

I decided i'll post some pictures of my betta fish Tsunami. I have in total 4 tanks in this house

and he's in the 2nd smallest one. typical 10 gallon, but that's probably perfect size tank for a betta. I don't get why people like little tanks they have no room and they don't really like them either...

I got a 40gallon tank with green spotted puffer's in it which that tank is still being worked on with the correct marine salt salinity in it. I got the salinity right just working on few other thing's with it right now i'll post pictures soon of the tank and the fish... I might be getting another GSP tomorrow since the smallest one didn't make it and my big one is being a bully to the other one. Heard it's better having 3 then 2 since it can't have it's sights on just the other one in the tank.

Anyways here's Tsunami's pictures:

He's got a ton of personality more then my GSP's apparently the GSP's will get a personality, but he's still my favorite always greets me at the tank and does stuff for his food. He leads a lavished life I do say. He also stays around with the new camera getting his picture taken. My 7.2mp Casio Exilm he would be mad theres few moves they do flaring around that you can tell they aren't happy he was that way when I tried to take his picture with that camera now he stays in front wanting his photo taken.

911 Rememberance

This post is just to remember those who lost their lives on 911 and the families who were effected.

There's not much I can say on this day looking back where I was when I first heard the horrible news. Back then I was still in middle school and our teacher's decided to tell us what had happened and since we're the oldest class in that school we're the only ones allowed to know. I was in disbelief it wasn't till I got home and looked on the t.v. at this surreal images and video's of all the devastation then I could fully grasp what had happen.

Heard lots of stories of friends of friends parents in the towers and a girl in the grade below us at the time they took her out of class to tell her that her father was okay. He was in the towers at a meeting, but xerox copy store had messed up on their presentation thing's and he just ran out to go get it fixed. While he left the plane hit the first tower. He was only up their for the meeting that day. I can't believe it's been 7 years already it doesn't seem like it's been that long seems like just yesterday I can remember it. I do hope to go up and pay my respect to the memorials.

I wrote a poem that I recently found it was a year later when I wrote it. I was in 8th grade if you were wondering, and so guess that means I wrote this as a freshman in high school.

Wondering what to do…
Then…
Things happen world goes by…
You wonder will hiding help you by…
People run by…
You start to think…

Why keep running…
Till you try…
Your eyes fixed on…
2 crashing things going by…
You see the hero’s speeding by…
What just happen…
Then you think we’ve been HIT…
You fall to your knees…
And ask why…
You watch in fear…
Till you feel your strength…
United we stand…
God bless this land…

(This poem cannot be used without permission from me)

College Pranks

One thing I enjoy reading is Roomate Confessionson the College Humor website.
Here's just some that I find funny that I can actually post lol.


Freshman year I lived with two buddies from back home and a random guy picked from housing in a quad. While the three of us who already knew each other got along well, the fourth guy turned out to be a raging alcoholic who often went on coke binges exacerbated by his ever-present roid rage. This guy was probably the biggest a$$ I've ever encountered, yet he always thought he was the coolest guy at the party (with two popped collars of course). One day, he got coked up and drunk off his a$$, but because it was usual for him, he could still function (walk/talk well enough), but he didn't really know what was going on. We threw him in my SUV and drove him down to the Huntington train station. From there, we bought him a one-way ticket to Raleigh, NC, pointed him in the right direction and waved goodbye as he took the 400 mile journey. When he sobered up and realized he was in NC, he called us and we fed him some bs about how he told us he was going for a beer run and never came back. He still doesn't really know how he ended up in Raleigh that night.Derek, Marshall University


My freshman year I was living off campus with a long time friend who was not in school. He recently adopted this dog from the animal shelter, even though he was not home very often during the day. Being a good roommate, I would let the dog out when I got home from class but the dog, for some bizarre reason would run straight to my room and piss on my bed. I spent weeks trying to wrangle the dog to the door, but it would get away some times and right to my bed it would run. One day, anger got the best of me. After cleaning my sheets, I chugged a gallon of water, waited 15 minutes, and unleashed a fury of urine on my roommates bed. A puddle the size of a large pizza seeped through his comforter, all the way to the box springs. Needless to say, the dog got the beating of his life, and I moved out a few weeks later.Josh, UNCW


My roommate used to go home every other weekend but his parents are so overprotective that they had to come pick him up and take him home (he lives 20 minutes away) and leave his car on campus. One time he left me his keys, so we took some glamour shots of his 2006 Toyota Camry and put them up on Craigslist, asking much lower than the car is actually worth and put his phone number. He recieved over 50 calls that weekend and only we could take the ad down. Obviously we didnt no matter how hard he begged.Matt, Chapman University


My roommate would stumble back into our room eyes red and would then proceed to to play Xbox live until 4 in the morning. I could deal with that, but the worse part of his habit was that he would eat all of the food in the room. I'd wake up in the morning and there would be trash all around his bed, empty dough nut boxes, 4 or 5 empty bottles of soda and chip crumbs all over the carpet and his chest hair. I was at the local grocery store one day with a friend and he pointed out to me that all the food that I was buying would probably be gone by the next time I woke up. Now the one food that my roommate loved to munch out to more than anything else was beef jerky. So I bought an ordinary bag of jerky and a bag of dog treats that resembled jerky. I pulled a switcheroo, ate all the real jerky and put the dog food back in the jerky bag. I placed the bag right on top of my desk when I got back to my room. Like clockwork he came back that night all giggly and sat down for his nightly Xbox session. I left and came back in half an hour, and sitting next to him on the couch was an empty bag of what I knew to be dog food. I don't even think he noticed.Will, Washington College


My roomate got so drunk one weekend, he ordered $60 bucks worth of boneless wings for us and our buddies. Well, the next weekend, we wanted to buy wings again, but we didn't want to have to pay for them. My roomate wasn't drinking that much though, so we convinced him to do some shots with us. He couldn't understand how we kept on doing shot after shot with no problem, while he was struggling and getting wasted. What he didn't know was that we were doing shots of beer, while he was doing shots of whiskey. He got so drunk as soon as we mentioned wings, he offered to buy again. Well, while he was on the phone i was watching him read every single number on his credit card wrong, because he was seeing triple. I had to take his credit card and his phone away from him, and order them myself. On top of that, when the wings finally came we took them all into another dorm room, and ate them all without giving him any. The next day when he rememered ordering the wings, but not eating them we convinced him he had ate more than anybody, but must have been too drunk to remember.Mike, Uconn


While my roommate was grabbing lunch in the dining hall, I put squirrel roadkill in his trapper keeper. I was in his next class. When we sat down I said I had to use the bathroom and secretly waited in the back of the lecture hall for him to open his notebook. Man I wish I had a video camera, he jumped out of his seat when opened his notebook and the girl sitting next to him shrieked and then puked on her desk. When he saw me pointing and laughing he grabbed his stuff chased me all the way back to our room.Matt, The University of Chicago


My roommate used to cheat on his girlfriend all first semester and steal from my bag of "broccoli". He ended up stealing my iPod so I stole his car keys which he had no replacement to. I told my suitemate so later that day we ended up tossing his car, room, house, and mailbox key into the ocean. Grand total replacement-850 dollars.Alex Fornaro, UMass Dartmouth

Parents Who Don't Understand Technology

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages?Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?" -by Susanna Wolff from College Humor

Your parents' Spore.
I found my mom using two different laptops simultaneously. I asked her what she was doing and she said that this was the only way she could go to two different websites at the same time.
Alex H


My mother uses her cell phone like a walkie-talkie. She'll put the phone to her mouth to talk and then back to her ear to listen. Many times she's scolded me for starting my response before she had time to put the phone back to her ear.
Lindsey L, KU


My mom leaves her laptop charger plugged into the laptop even when it's not plugged into the wall because "there is juice (power) left in the chord."Brenden Wenberg, Loyola
I uploaded a cute video of my parents' dog on YouTube, and my mom asked, "You didn't put her (the dog's) name in the title, did you? I don't want to be a victim of identity theft."Ally D, OCAD
My mom bought me an iPod for my birthday. She told me, "It's supposed to play videos, but I don't know where you put the DVDs."
Kristin L, UC Santa Barbara


My grandma always calls my house (not my cell) and then starts the conversation with "are you at home?"
mari s


I had fairly bad eyesight for most of my life, so I ended up getting Lasik eye surgery as soon as I was old enough and had enough money. My mom apparently never heard of this procedure, so she was amazed when I told her about it, and is now always asking me how many fingers she is holding up while she is right in front of me, and if I can see the license plate of cars that are up to a mile away. She also tells all of her friends about my amazing "super laser vision".
noob boy

My mom swears her name won't come up in a Google search because she doesn't shop online very much.
Andrea C, University of Florida

I was watching "Jurassic Park" with my grandmother a few months ago. During one particularly scary moment she leans over to me and, with a very worried tone in her voice, asks, "The Dinosaurs...they're only for the movie, right, they didn't breed any extras?"
Logan Stagnitto, Vassar College

My dad needed directions to the place I work, so to make it easy for him I linked the Google maps directions I looked up and pasted it into an email. He responded a few hours later that the link was too long to type into the address box.
Mallie T, UVA

For a year my mom has been carrying around her powered off cell phone so she can turn it on when she gets home and check her voicemail.
Kevin Tewell

The day after moving onto campus I get a call from my mom. She is having trouble getting on the internet. Her first question to me was "Did you take the internet with you to college?".
Warren Moseley, Clemson University